Car For Sale

ORIGINAL AD:

You will be hard pressed to find this model at this price, we have already reduced from $5k, we just need to sell urgently.
Rego Until May'10
Air Cond - New compressor Jan 2010
Power Steer
Auto
Dual Air Bags
ABS
Trac Control
Tint Windows
SS Rear Spoiler
Good Tyres
New radiator 2009
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From: tonysmalls@live.com.au

G'day mate, Im very interested. I need the alternator and the front bumper urgently. And you need an urgent sale. Can we agree a price for this?

Regards,
Tony Smalls
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From: the********@iinet.net.au
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au
Subject: RE: Reply to your "VT 98 Holden Commodore ACCLAIM" Ad on Gumtree
Date: Mon, 1 Feb 2010 20:22:32 +0800

Its $4k if you want the whole thing mate, too good of condition to sell for parts!!!

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From: Tony Smalls [mailto:tonysmalls@live.com.au]
Sent: Monday, 1 February 2010 8:35 PM
To: the********@iinet.net.au
Subject: RE: Reply to your "VT 98 Holden Commodore ACCLAIM" Ad on Gumtree

I understand its in good condition. But I really only need an alternator and front bumper. If I give you $400 for both of them, then you just sell the car for $3600 and you still have your asking price. Perhaps I can offer to buy the centre console too? Mine is a bit damaged and has some 'juices of love' stains. Got a bit rowdy one night with some girl I met!

Regards,
Tony Smalls

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From: the********@iinet.net.au
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au
Subject: RE: Reply to your "VT 98 Holden Commodore ACCLAIM" Ad on Gumtree
Date: Mon, 1 Feb 2010 20:44:26 +0800

???? What, sell my parts to you and then sell a car for $3600 that will not work cos it is missing parts, seriously mate, do you really think I would!! Call a wreckers!!!!

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From: Tony Smalls [mailto:tonysmalls@live.com.au]
Sent: Monday, 1 February 2010 9:00 PM
To: the********@iinet.net.au
Subject: RE: Reply to your "VT 98 Holden Commodore ACCLAIM" Ad on Gumtree

Yeh thats what I expect. Im sure the next owner will appreciate the discounted price for the car. Ill offer $500 for all three parts. That means you can advertise the car for $3500.

When can I come pick the parts up mate? I havent caught your name yet?

Regards,
Tony

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From: the********@iinet.net.au
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au
Subject: RE: Reply to your "VT 98 Holden Commodore ACCLAIM" Ad on Gumtree
Date: Mon, 1 Feb 2010 21:03:21 +0800

Seriously, I am not going to sell you any parts off my car. Do you not get it!!!

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From: Tony Smalls [mailto:tonysmalls@live.com.au]
Sent: Monday, 1 February 2010 9:09 PM
To: the********@iinet.net.au
Subject: RE: Reply to your "VT 98 Holden Commodore ACCLAIM" Ad on Gumtree

Obviously $500 isnt enough. Does $550 persuade you? I need these parts. And i dont think the next owner will care if it doesnt have a front bumper, its barely even recognisable. Just find a woman buyer or something.

I guess I could just buy the whole car, get the parts, then sell it for $3500. Will you buy it back off me?

Regards,
Tony

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From: the********@iinet.net.au
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au
Subject: RE: Reply to your "VT 98 Holden Commodore ACCLAIM" Ad on Gumtree
Date: Mon, 1 Feb 2010 21:14:37 +0800

Mate you really are a dum fuck! Piss off!

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From: Tony Smalls [mailto:tonysmalls@live.com.au]
Sent: Monday, 1 February 2010 9:25 PM
To: the********@iinet.net.au
Subject: RE: Reply to your "VT 98 Holden Commodore ACCLAIM" Ad on Gumtree

Ahh I see. Typical Australian male intelligence. You're a smart one! What are you buying now? Another 'fully sick' commodore? Because I know somebody thats selling a Gen III VY if you're interested?

How about when I buy these parts off you, I throw in that girls number? The one i was talking about before that damaged my centre console. Shes a stunner!

Regards,
Tony

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From: the********@iinet.net.au
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au
Subject: RE: Reply to your "VT 98 Holden Commodore ACCLAIM" Ad on Gumtree
Date: Mon, 1 Feb 2010 22:24:18 +0800

Hey fuck ya, you really are a fuckin idiot!!! Mate you make me fucking laugh with your style of thinking, fuck me you are an arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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From: Tony Smalls [mailto:tonysmalls@live.com.au]
Sent: Monday, 1 February 2010 10:35 PM
To: the********@iinet.net.au
Subject: RE: Reply to your "VT 98 Holden Commodore ACCLAIM" Ad on Gumtree

Bogan overload. Bogan overload. Bogan overload.

Alright. Ill take the full engine too. Ill give you four grand for everything. Front bumper, centre console and the complete engine. And i'll call the girl tomorrow and set-up a date. She only costs $200.
I need these parts for my Audi A4 Quattro. I will whack the engine in, then supercharge it, and away she goes!

Regards,
Tony Smalls

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From: the********@iinet.net.au
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au
Subject: RE: Reply to your "VT 98 Holden Commodore ACCLAIM" Ad on Gumtree
Date: Mon, 1 Feb 2010 22:47:18 +0800

“Foutre le camp” if you are intelligent to know who to read French, but with your mentality I doubt it

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From: Tony Smalls [mailto:tonysmalls@live.com.au]
Sent: Monday, 1 February 2010 11:00 PM
To: the********@iinet.net.au
Subject: RE: Reply to your "VT 98 Holden Commodore ACCLAIM" Ad on Gumtree

Telling me to fuck off in a different language. Wow. Surprise after surprise.

I dont think you read my last email. Ill give you the four grand you are after...What do you say? $4500 maybe? I desperately need these parts.

If you continue to refuse my offers, Im just letting you know that I am a ninja.

Regards,
Tony B. Smalls

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From: the********@iinet.net.au
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au
Subject: RE: Reply to your "VT 98 Holden Commodore ACCLAIM" Ad on Gumtree
Date: Mon, 1 Feb 2010 23:06:41 +0800

You really are a dickhead.......yeah sure mate you really want the car, wow, I really really believe you....now I am bored, little things bore me and hey you are Mr SMALLS after all, I bet that is why you spruik like you do about this fantasy sex life you “apparently” have, yawn yawn

Bye little man

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From:Tony Smalls (tonysmalls@live.com.au)
Sent:Tuesday, 2 February 2010 1:45:18 AM
To: the********@iinet.net.au

No I do not want the car. I want the parts. The Alternator, front bumper, centre console and the full engine. Ill give you $4500 for it. You can have the rest of the car.

We need to arrange a pickup/drop off. I suggest I leave a briefcase somewhere and you leave the keys somewhere, with the parts at a mutual location. Once we are both happy with the transaction, I will then be free to collect the parts. Does this sound like a good plan to you?

Ive offered this girl to you and you continually turn her down. So you're obviously gay. But thats okay. I am certainly not one to judge people. Im all for gay marriage.

Regards,
Tony