IN RESPONSE TO AN AD FOR A HORSE
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From: david_rooney1@hotmail.com
To: tl.*******@live.com
Subject: RE: solid paint mare
Date: Fri, 29 Jan 2010 11:12:01 +1030
Hi lindara,
I don't currently have access to a phone but I just have a few questions. Is the horse in a healthy condition, as this is crucial to my plans. Also has the horse ever been to Russia or Norway?
Regards
David Rooney
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From: tl.*******@live.com
To: david_rooney1@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: solid paint mare
Date: Fri, 29 Jan 2010 11:37:11 +1030
hi david the horse is in health condition ,never been out off australia.the horse is at branxton .nsw
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From: david_rooney1@hotmail.com
To: tl.*******@live.com
Subject: RE: solid paint mare
Date: Fri, 29 Jan 2010 13:06:12 +1030
Hi Lindara,
Ok good health is good news to me! Especially if hes going to be with me for 60 years!. Never out of Australia, have you ever taken it up into the snow mountains in Melbourne? See it's quite critical that the horse can survive long winters and freezing conditions.
Any help with these questions would be greatly appreciated.
Regards
David Rooney
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From: tl.*******@live.com
To: david_rooney1@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: solid paint mare
Date: Fri, 29 Jan 2010 13:29:53 +1030
hi david she gets fat on a snif of grass so i think she be a great horse to go to the snows i havent had a chance to get down to the snows this last year ,but she was born in mountains near mudgee she live there for 3 yrs i have only had her here in the hunter for 12 months .very shore footed horse lindsay
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From: david_rooney1@hotmail.com
To: tl.*******@live.com
Subject: RE: solid paint mare.
Date: Fri, 29 Jan 2010 13:38:01 +1030
Hi Lindara,
Oh great she was born in the snow. That's GREAT news. I cant tell you how relieved i am. See i am planning to freeze myself until 2070, and i wanted to take some piece of our history with me to the future. I thought what better piece than a horse! Imagine, this. Theres hover cars everywhere and i'm riding down the highway on a horse! I will get some very strange looks but i can tell you now, i cant wait.
So what price would you be looking at?
Regards
David Rooney
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From: tl.*******@live.com
To: david_rooney1@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: solid paint mare
Date: Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:10:04 +1030
hi david im ask $3500 for her
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From: david_rooney1@hotmail.com
To: tl.*******@live.com
Subject: RE: solid paint mare
Date: Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:15:46 +1030
Lindara,
You ask a good price. For this, i feel inclined to invite you on my journey into the future. I will be like michale J Fox in back2thefuture, the horse will be the delorien, and you my good lady will be the mad scientist. What say you??! Come freeze with me and together we shall enter the future!
David
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From: tl.*******@live.com
To: david_rooney1@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: solid paint mare
Date: Fri, 29 Jan 2010 15:12:41 +1030
all you have done is wasted my time you idiot thanks for nothing dont bother contacting me again thanks
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Costume Hire
From: Tony Smalls [mailto:tonysmalls@live.com.au]
Sent: Wednesday, 27 January 2010 12:33 PM
To: *******@character*********.com
Subject: Costume
Hello,
I am just wondering if you have any ninja costumes? Because, unbeknown to you, I am a ninja.
Regards,
Tony B. Smalls
___________________________________________________________________
From: *******@character*********.com
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au
Subject: RE: Costume
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 2010 16:23:53 +0800
Hi Tony
We have several Ninja costumes in our store, availability depends on the date you require the costume. If you look under the heading of ‘Country of Origin’ on our website you will see two ninja’s. The Ninja deluxe warrior is a fabulous costume and is currently avail this weekend. If you wish to speak with us please call on the number below.
Kind regards,
Character **********
_________________________________________________________________
From: Tony Smalls [mailto:tonysmalls@live.com.au]
Sent: Wednesday, 27 January 2010 4:42 PM
To: *******@character*********.com
Subject: RE: Costume
Yes, well as I have previously stated, I am a ninja. So i just need a costume so people will recognise that. It will also serve as a warning to people not to get in my way, because they might just wake up dead the next day. Out of curiosity, are they only available for hire? Or can they be purchased? Im sure you would understand, a ninja is a ninja 24/7.
The ninja deluxe warrior looks good. Im not going to lie. But I am the best, and need the best. Do you have a Native Delux Bam-Bam All-Out Warrior Shemale Ninja costume by any chance? If not, ill just settle for the ninja deluxe warrior.
What is rough pricing on these? For hire and purchasing.
Thanking you,
Tony
__________________________________________________________________
From: *******@character*********.com
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au
Subject: RE: Costume
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 2010 10:24:51 +0800
Hi Tony
We are a hire company and therefore do not sell our costumes, however, you could probably purchase one from the U.S. with a little research. The deluxe ninja I mentioned from our website is our best Ninja (my personal opinion, although, it does have gold trim and dragon detail also in gold. I’m not sure just how stealth that would be.) To hire said Ninja it would cost you $70 per hire with a $50 bond.
Kind regards,
Character **********
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From: Tony Smalls [mailto:tonysmalls@live.com.au]
Sent: Thursday, 28 January 2010 10:50 AM
To: *******@character*********.com
Subject: RE: Costume
Can I please be able to put a name to these emails? You already know my name. I think its only fair. However, i think your name is Stephanie. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Im sure for the right price you'd be willing to sell a costume? Unfortunately I do not want to go offshore to buy my ninja costume. I am a big fan of Australian made products. That's why I dont wear Bonds anymore. As soon as i heard they were going offshore, I punched a hole in my door. Bunch of wankers.
I believe it when you say it is your best costume. Can you track any others down by any chance? You need not worry about stealth, that is my number one attribute. Im using it right now, and you dont even know it. As for the gold trim and gold dragon detail, a true ninja would know how to use that to their advantage. I'll give you a tip. Jewellery shop. Enough said.
So all up it would cost me $120? You say for hire only. What if i was to maybe, hire it, forever? Is this possible?
Regards,
T. Smalls
__________________________________________________________________
From: *******@character*********.com
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au
Subject: RE: Costume
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 2010 11:33:52 +0800
Hi Tony
It saddens me to tell you that our costumes are purchased abroad and very few are Australian made, please don’t punch any doors, you may hurt yourself. We do not hire indefinitely, however, I can ask the powers that be if they would order you in a costume to purchase from us. We seldom sell ex-hire costumes and considering the Ninja is quite new we would not be selling him any time soon. I can not at this time give you a price for a new costume as these things require research from our fearless leader.
The total cost of hiring the ninja is $120, although, you get your $50 bond back if the costume comes back undamaged. The hire cost is over a 4 day period (Thurs – Mon) however if you only needed it for one night the cost is still the same.
Kind regards,
Av
Character **********
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From: Tony Smalls [mailto:tonysmalls@live.com.au]
Sent: Thursday, 28 January 2010 12:32 PM
To: *******@character*********.com
Subject: RE: Costume
Gavin? Is your name Gavin?
Firstly, it saddens me to tell you that I will not hurt myself punching a door. The door is the only one that gets injured. When Tony Smalls punches a door. Tony Smalls doesnt get hurt. The door gets ninja'd. Now you remember that, and you will live a very long life. Chuck Norris stole all the jokes about me, and made them about him. Because thats what he is. He is a joke.
When you say you need your fearless leader to do some research, I sit here (whilst doing 620 push-ups and 980 situps, all at the same time) making the assumption that I am just talking to some inferior little wanna-be. If this is the case, the conversation stops here. I am the best and im insulted that i do not get the best in return. Since when does the worlds best ninja associate with these people.
I demand to speak to your 'fearless' leader. This will break your heart, but whoever it is, they wont be fearless after they have met me.
Outraged,
Tony B. Smalls
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From: *******@character*********.com
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au
Subject: RE: Costume
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 2010 14:19:49 +0800
Hi Tony
I'm sorry you feel that way, unfortunately, our boss has 3 shops and travels constantly between locations and thus is not here to answer emails. It is part of my job, however, it is not my job to give quotes and false promises to delusional Ninja's. If you would like to order a costume to purchase let me know and I will organise a quote for you. Alternatively if you would like to hire our Deluxe Ninja costume please feel free to call us on the number below to make a booking.
My name is not Stephanie or Gavin. It is Aiveen, however, sometimes other staff members attend to the emails.
Kind regards,
Character **********
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From:Tony Smalls (tonysmalls@live.com.au)
Sent:Thursday, 28 January 2010 5:49:16 PM
To: *******@character*********.com
Ohhh. I was SO close with gavin! I was going to say Aiveen. That was my next guess.
For your information, I am far from delusional. The emails stop here unless I speak with your Grand Master. Then I can defeat him and be your boss. I will then proceed to fire you. Because a ninja doesnt need help running three stores simultaneously. I will then re-employ you to clean up all the bodies of people who get in my way.
Remember the name, Tony Smalls.
Regards,
Tony B. Smalls
___________________________________________________________________
From:********** (*******@character*********.com)
Sent:Friday, 29 January 2010 12:35:55 PM
To: 'Tony Smalls' (tonysmalls@live.com.au)
Ok Tony
Thankyou for the giggles. From everyone at **********, good luck on your quest!
Kind regards,
Character **********
Sent: Wednesday, 27 January 2010 12:33 PM
To: *******@character*********.com
Subject: Costume
Hello,
I am just wondering if you have any ninja costumes? Because, unbeknown to you, I am a ninja.
Regards,
Tony B. Smalls
___________________________________________________________________
From: *******@character*********.com
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au
Subject: RE: Costume
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 2010 16:23:53 +0800
Hi Tony
We have several Ninja costumes in our store, availability depends on the date you require the costume. If you look under the heading of ‘Country of Origin’ on our website you will see two ninja’s. The Ninja deluxe warrior is a fabulous costume and is currently avail this weekend. If you wish to speak with us please call on the number below.
Kind regards,
Character **********
_________________________________________________________________
From: Tony Smalls [mailto:tonysmalls@live.com.au]
Sent: Wednesday, 27 January 2010 4:42 PM
To: *******@character*********.com
Subject: RE: Costume
Yes, well as I have previously stated, I am a ninja. So i just need a costume so people will recognise that. It will also serve as a warning to people not to get in my way, because they might just wake up dead the next day. Out of curiosity, are they only available for hire? Or can they be purchased? Im sure you would understand, a ninja is a ninja 24/7.
The ninja deluxe warrior looks good. Im not going to lie. But I am the best, and need the best. Do you have a Native Delux Bam-Bam All-Out Warrior Shemale Ninja costume by any chance? If not, ill just settle for the ninja deluxe warrior.
What is rough pricing on these? For hire and purchasing.
Thanking you,
Tony
__________________________________________________________________
From: *******@character*********.com
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au
Subject: RE: Costume
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 2010 10:24:51 +0800
Hi Tony
We are a hire company and therefore do not sell our costumes, however, you could probably purchase one from the U.S. with a little research. The deluxe ninja I mentioned from our website is our best Ninja (my personal opinion, although, it does have gold trim and dragon detail also in gold. I’m not sure just how stealth that would be.) To hire said Ninja it would cost you $70 per hire with a $50 bond.
Kind regards,
Character **********
___________________________________________________________________
From: Tony Smalls [mailto:tonysmalls@live.com.au]
Sent: Thursday, 28 January 2010 10:50 AM
To: *******@character*********.com
Subject: RE: Costume
Can I please be able to put a name to these emails? You already know my name. I think its only fair. However, i think your name is Stephanie. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Im sure for the right price you'd be willing to sell a costume? Unfortunately I do not want to go offshore to buy my ninja costume. I am a big fan of Australian made products. That's why I dont wear Bonds anymore. As soon as i heard they were going offshore, I punched a hole in my door. Bunch of wankers.
I believe it when you say it is your best costume. Can you track any others down by any chance? You need not worry about stealth, that is my number one attribute. Im using it right now, and you dont even know it. As for the gold trim and gold dragon detail, a true ninja would know how to use that to their advantage. I'll give you a tip. Jewellery shop. Enough said.
So all up it would cost me $120? You say for hire only. What if i was to maybe, hire it, forever? Is this possible?
Regards,
T. Smalls
__________________________________________________________________
From: *******@character*********.com
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au
Subject: RE: Costume
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 2010 11:33:52 +0800
Hi Tony
It saddens me to tell you that our costumes are purchased abroad and very few are Australian made, please don’t punch any doors, you may hurt yourself. We do not hire indefinitely, however, I can ask the powers that be if they would order you in a costume to purchase from us. We seldom sell ex-hire costumes and considering the Ninja is quite new we would not be selling him any time soon. I can not at this time give you a price for a new costume as these things require research from our fearless leader.
The total cost of hiring the ninja is $120, although, you get your $50 bond back if the costume comes back undamaged. The hire cost is over a 4 day period (Thurs – Mon) however if you only needed it for one night the cost is still the same.
Kind regards,
Av
Character **********
__________________________________________________________________
From: Tony Smalls [mailto:tonysmalls@live.com.au]
Sent: Thursday, 28 January 2010 12:32 PM
To: *******@character*********.com
Subject: RE: Costume
Gavin? Is your name Gavin?
Firstly, it saddens me to tell you that I will not hurt myself punching a door. The door is the only one that gets injured. When Tony Smalls punches a door. Tony Smalls doesnt get hurt. The door gets ninja'd. Now you remember that, and you will live a very long life. Chuck Norris stole all the jokes about me, and made them about him. Because thats what he is. He is a joke.
When you say you need your fearless leader to do some research, I sit here (whilst doing 620 push-ups and 980 situps, all at the same time) making the assumption that I am just talking to some inferior little wanna-be. If this is the case, the conversation stops here. I am the best and im insulted that i do not get the best in return. Since when does the worlds best ninja associate with these people.
I demand to speak to your 'fearless' leader. This will break your heart, but whoever it is, they wont be fearless after they have met me.
Outraged,
Tony B. Smalls
__________________________________________________________________
From: *******@character*********.com
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au
Subject: RE: Costume
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 2010 14:19:49 +0800
Hi Tony
I'm sorry you feel that way, unfortunately, our boss has 3 shops and travels constantly between locations and thus is not here to answer emails. It is part of my job, however, it is not my job to give quotes and false promises to delusional Ninja's. If you would like to order a costume to purchase let me know and I will organise a quote for you. Alternatively if you would like to hire our Deluxe Ninja costume please feel free to call us on the number below to make a booking.
My name is not Stephanie or Gavin. It is Aiveen, however, sometimes other staff members attend to the emails.
Kind regards,
Character **********
__________________________________________________________________
From:Tony Smalls (tonysmalls@live.com.au)
Sent:Thursday, 28 January 2010 5:49:16 PM
To: *******@character*********.com
Ohhh. I was SO close with gavin! I was going to say Aiveen. That was my next guess.
For your information, I am far from delusional. The emails stop here unless I speak with your Grand Master. Then I can defeat him and be your boss. I will then proceed to fire you. Because a ninja doesnt need help running three stores simultaneously. I will then re-employ you to clean up all the bodies of people who get in my way.
Remember the name, Tony Smalls.
Regards,
Tony B. Smalls
___________________________________________________________________
From:********** (*******@character*********.com)
Sent:Friday, 29 January 2010 12:35:55 PM
To: 'Tony Smalls' (tonysmalls@live.com.au)
Ok Tony
Thankyou for the giggles. From everyone at **********, good luck on your quest!
Kind regards,
Character **********
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Gym Membership
From:tonysmalls@live.com.au
Sent:Monday, 25 January 2010 4:15:26 PM
To: cannington@************.com.au
Hello,
My name is Tony Smalls. What is your name?
Im just emailing regarding a brand spanking new membership at your gym in Cannington! How exciting is that?!
If you could please get back to me with some prices as soon as possible, it would be greatly appreciated. As would any discount you can offer for a very enthusiastic customer!
Love love
T Smalls xx
__________________________________________________________________
From: Cannington@************.com.au
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:47:32 +1100
Subject: Re: Membership
Hi Tony,
Thank you for your enquiry on our memberships here at ******* *****. It's not everyday that we get such an enthusiastic email regarding it so for that I will try to give you the best possible membership we have!
Our memberships ranges from $11 - $28 per week depending on what would apply for you so the best thing would be to come into the club. We do have a promotion with our Joining Fee on at the moment till 30th January 2010. Our joining fee has been discounted from $150 to $1 so it would be very beneficial to come into the club as soon as possible.
I'm going to be available on Wednesday evening or Thursday afternoon so just let me know which is best and I can book you in.
Thankyou.
Regards,
Dionne ****
Club General Manager - Cannington
__________________________________________________________________
From:Tony Smalls (tonysmalls@live.com.au)
Sent:Wednesday, 27 January 2010 1:54:59 PM
To: cannington@************.com.au
Dionne,
Unfortunately I cannot come into the club as I work full time. And i cant afford to have anymore days off because, to be honest, Im a bit like jim carey in 'Yes Man' and just say 'Yes' to everything. So when somebody asks me to go to the beach, I leave work. They arn't too happy anymore and im on my last chance. Im thinking about becoming Tim Darey in 'No Man' and say no to everything.
Im looking for the very best membership you have to offer! I want everything!! You name it, I do it. Thats what I always say.
As for the promotion you have running, it doesnt concern me. You seem like such a great person, I will pay you the full $150! I would feel bad accepting such a discount. Please, take my money.
Wow. i am also available on Wednesday evening! This is great news. Does fish and chips on the beach sound good to you? Pick you up at 7?
Very excited customer,
Tony Smalls
Sent:Monday, 25 January 2010 4:15:26 PM
To: cannington@************.com.au
Hello,
My name is Tony Smalls. What is your name?
Im just emailing regarding a brand spanking new membership at your gym in Cannington! How exciting is that?!
If you could please get back to me with some prices as soon as possible, it would be greatly appreciated. As would any discount you can offer for a very enthusiastic customer!
Love love
T Smalls xx
__________________________________________________________________
From: Cannington@************.com.au
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:47:32 +1100
Subject: Re: Membership
Hi Tony,
Thank you for your enquiry on our memberships here at ******* *****. It's not everyday that we get such an enthusiastic email regarding it so for that I will try to give you the best possible membership we have!
Our memberships ranges from $11 - $28 per week depending on what would apply for you so the best thing would be to come into the club. We do have a promotion with our Joining Fee on at the moment till 30th January 2010. Our joining fee has been discounted from $150 to $1 so it would be very beneficial to come into the club as soon as possible.
I'm going to be available on Wednesday evening or Thursday afternoon so just let me know which is best and I can book you in.
Thankyou.
Regards,
Dionne ****
Club General Manager - Cannington
__________________________________________________________________
From:Tony Smalls (tonysmalls@live.com.au)
Sent:Wednesday, 27 January 2010 1:54:59 PM
To: cannington@************.com.au
Dionne,
Unfortunately I cannot come into the club as I work full time. And i cant afford to have anymore days off because, to be honest, Im a bit like jim carey in 'Yes Man' and just say 'Yes' to everything. So when somebody asks me to go to the beach, I leave work. They arn't too happy anymore and im on my last chance. Im thinking about becoming Tim Darey in 'No Man' and say no to everything.
Im looking for the very best membership you have to offer! I want everything!! You name it, I do it. Thats what I always say.
As for the promotion you have running, it doesnt concern me. You seem like such a great person, I will pay you the full $150! I would feel bad accepting such a discount. Please, take my money.
Wow. i am also available on Wednesday evening! This is great news. Does fish and chips on the beach sound good to you? Pick you up at 7?
Very excited customer,
Tony Smalls
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
New Board Game
From:Tony Smalls (tonysmalls@live.com.au)
Sent:Friday, 22 January 2010 5:35:52 PM
To: customerservice@games********.com.au
Yeh hi there,
Firstly I would just like to introduce myself. My name is Tony Smalls. How are you?
Ok now that the formalities are out of the way, let's get down to business. I am running into a bit of trouble trying to track this game down. I never thought it would be so hard given how famous it is! I was just wondering if you happen to have Jumanji in stock? If so, what would be the cost?
Thankyou for all help. I am desperate for this.
Regards,
Tony Smalls
__________________________________________________________________
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 2010 09:49:45 +1100
Subject: Re: New board game
From: customerservice@games********.com.au
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au
Hi Tony,
unfortunately we do not stock this particular game.
Maybe try Amazon or e-bay?
Sorry about that
Kind Regards,
Kate
__________________________________________________________________
From:Tony Smalls (tonysmalls@live.com.au)
Sent:Monday, 25 January 2010 1:35:38 PM
To: customerservice@games********.com.au
Kate,
I will really appreciate if you just look a bit harder. Do you just type it into your computer? If so, please go and look on your shelf. You never know, it could be there.
Have you seen the movie before? If you answer yes to this question, then I ask why do you not have the same desire to have this game? It looks amazing! Plus, my kids are annoying me these days since their mother left us for another woman. I just want to get rid of them for a while. And they love the movie. So i add one and one and come up with two!
As for your checking ebay or amazon idea, i unfortunately cannot do this as i do not have any internet access to these websites at all.
So if you could please do your best to check stocks, I will very much appreciate it.
Tony B Smalls
__________________________________________________________________
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:48:13 +1100
Subject: Re: New board game
From: customerservice@games********.com.au
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au
Hi Tony,
unfortunately we will never be getting this game in again. We may have had it when the movie came out but not since then im sorry.
Good luck in finding it
Kind Regards,
Kate
__________________________________________________________________
From:Tony Smalls (tonysmalls@live.com.au)
Sent:Monday, 25 January 2010 3:47:20 PM
To: customerservice@games********.com.au
Katherine,
Since im struggling to find this game anywhere and since you had it when the movie came out, have you played it before? Im interested to know your experiences with such a game!
Also, it would probably be advisable to keep this game in stock. It would make your company ALOT of dollars.
Do you have any records kept that suggests maybe customers you have sold the game to in the past? Because then I could track them down and make an offer they cannot refuse. As im short of money at the moment, it will obviously be of valuable goods and/or other favours. How much is the game worth?
Thankyou,
T. Smalls
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From:Kate (Games ********) (customerservice@games********.com.au)
Sent:Wednesday, 27 January 2010 12:28:55 PM
To: Tony Smalls (tonysmalls@live.com.au)
Hi,
No none of us have played the game before, we have not had the game for about 5 years now.
Unfortunately our records are confidential. Sorry about that
I dont know where else you could look apart from E-bay.
You could try google it. Unfortunately that's all I can really do to help.
Sorry about that. As for what it was worth, no ody remembers
Kind Regards,
Kate
__________________________________________________________________
From:Tony Smalls (tonysmalls@live.com.au)
Sent:Wednesday, 27 January 2010 1:33:58 PM
To: customerservice@games********.com.au
Kate,
Do you know much about the game though? Do you actually get sucked in and have to deal with all those experiences from the movie? Im keen on that stampede. Hopefully they would tread all over my ex-wife and her whore girlfriends house.
I understand that most companys do keep their records confidential. So maybe we can meet up for a coffee and discuss a price? Maybe take you out to a movie after?
As for google and ebay, i have already stated i do not have an internet connection for these websites. And even if I did, i blocked them from my wife because she always maxed out our credit card on ebay. Now I can't remember how to unblock them. Im such a silly sally.
Please excuse any late response, I do have a doctors appointment today to get my prostates checked.
Kindest regards,
Tony
Sent:Friday, 22 January 2010 5:35:52 PM
To: customerservice@games********.com.au
Yeh hi there,
Firstly I would just like to introduce myself. My name is Tony Smalls. How are you?
Ok now that the formalities are out of the way, let's get down to business. I am running into a bit of trouble trying to track this game down. I never thought it would be so hard given how famous it is! I was just wondering if you happen to have Jumanji in stock? If so, what would be the cost?
Thankyou for all help. I am desperate for this.
Regards,
Tony Smalls
__________________________________________________________________
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 2010 09:49:45 +1100
Subject: Re: New board game
From: customerservice@games********.com.au
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au
Hi Tony,
unfortunately we do not stock this particular game.
Maybe try Amazon or e-bay?
Sorry about that
Kind Regards,
Kate
__________________________________________________________________
From:Tony Smalls (tonysmalls@live.com.au)
Sent:Monday, 25 January 2010 1:35:38 PM
To: customerservice@games********.com.au
Kate,
I will really appreciate if you just look a bit harder. Do you just type it into your computer? If so, please go and look on your shelf. You never know, it could be there.
Have you seen the movie before? If you answer yes to this question, then I ask why do you not have the same desire to have this game? It looks amazing! Plus, my kids are annoying me these days since their mother left us for another woman. I just want to get rid of them for a while. And they love the movie. So i add one and one and come up with two!
As for your checking ebay or amazon idea, i unfortunately cannot do this as i do not have any internet access to these websites at all.
So if you could please do your best to check stocks, I will very much appreciate it.
Tony B Smalls
__________________________________________________________________
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:48:13 +1100
Subject: Re: New board game
From: customerservice@games********.com.au
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au
Hi Tony,
unfortunately we will never be getting this game in again. We may have had it when the movie came out but not since then im sorry.
Good luck in finding it
Kind Regards,
Kate
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From:Tony Smalls (tonysmalls@live.com.au)
Sent:Monday, 25 January 2010 3:47:20 PM
To: customerservice@games********.com.au
Katherine,
Since im struggling to find this game anywhere and since you had it when the movie came out, have you played it before? Im interested to know your experiences with such a game!
Also, it would probably be advisable to keep this game in stock. It would make your company ALOT of dollars.
Do you have any records kept that suggests maybe customers you have sold the game to in the past? Because then I could track them down and make an offer they cannot refuse. As im short of money at the moment, it will obviously be of valuable goods and/or other favours. How much is the game worth?
Thankyou,
T. Smalls
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From:Kate (Games ********) (customerservice@games********.com.au)
Sent:Wednesday, 27 January 2010 12:28:55 PM
To: Tony Smalls (tonysmalls@live.com.au)
Hi,
No none of us have played the game before, we have not had the game for about 5 years now.
Unfortunately our records are confidential. Sorry about that
I dont know where else you could look apart from E-bay.
You could try google it. Unfortunately that's all I can really do to help.
Sorry about that. As for what it was worth, no ody remembers
Kind Regards,
Kate
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From:Tony Smalls (tonysmalls@live.com.au)
Sent:Wednesday, 27 January 2010 1:33:58 PM
To: customerservice@games********.com.au
Kate,
Do you know much about the game though? Do you actually get sucked in and have to deal with all those experiences from the movie? Im keen on that stampede. Hopefully they would tread all over my ex-wife and her whore girlfriends house.
I understand that most companys do keep their records confidential. So maybe we can meet up for a coffee and discuss a price? Maybe take you out to a movie after?
As for google and ebay, i have already stated i do not have an internet connection for these websites. And even if I did, i blocked them from my wife because she always maxed out our credit card on ebay. Now I can't remember how to unblock them. Im such a silly sally.
Please excuse any late response, I do have a doctors appointment today to get my prostates checked.
Kindest regards,
Tony
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