Thursday, February 11, 2010

Fax Through Time


THIS IS IN REPLY TO AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR A FAX MACHINE
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From Issey to Tony Smalls:

Hey,

Thanks for the email. Do you want to come down to see the fax machine?

cheers,
Issey
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From Tony Smalls to Issey:

Hello My good lady,

I am very keen to get down and take a look at the fax machine. Fortunatley i only need a select few parts from it and will give you a top price for them.

Are you happy selling just a few parts?

Good wishes,
Prof. Tony Smalls
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From Issey to Tony Smalls:

Hi Tony,

Im a guy. lol. I am alrite with that. Just let me know when u wanna come down and i will make myself free on that day. My phone number is 0430******

Cheers,
Issey
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From Tony Smalls to Issey:

My deepest apologies issey, has I known I would be have been much more gracious (women can be so difficult sometimes!)

Yes I would loveeeee to come meet you. Perhaps we could meet over a glass of fine wine?

The parts I have been chasing for a long time. They should finally complete my masterpiece.

Love Tony
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From Issey to Tony Smalls:

Haha. Its okaye. We all make mistakes. Come over to my place to check out the parts. What are the parts that u are looking for anyway? Are you free tmr in the morning? Say at 10pm? My address is 42 ******** St, ******** WA 6009. Opp UWA. Ouut of curiosity, May i know what are "inventing" or masterpiece?

Lol. Hope to hear from you soon Tony.

Cheers
Issey
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From Tony Smalls to Issey:

Hey issey,

Your place sounds great. Tommorrow i'm a little busy but perhaps sometime at the weekend? I'll bring over a bottle of wine and mean girls and well make a little night of it.

What do you think the invention is? It's a buy secret but I could give you some clues?

Love Tony-baby
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From Issey to Tony Smalls:

Yup. Weekend should be fine. But, im meeting my frens in the evening. probably will get home late. Hpw bout in the morning? Anyway, i dun take alcohol drinks.

Maybe if u want, we can get grab a bite at a kebab restauran near my place. Hahh. Honestly, I have no idea what are u making. Hahh. Maybe u should tell me more about urself.

Cheers,
Issey
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From Tony Smalls to Issey:

Well let's just say, with this little machine, I could go back and take you out for dinner a long time ago. Any guesses?
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From Issey to Tony Smalls:

lol. I have no idea what are u trying to say. U can make a machine which could bring u back to the past? hahh... Or are u pulling my legs?
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From Tony Smalls to Issey:

A time machine silly. And once it's finished, you and I shall travel time together foreverrrrrr

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