Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Car Advertisement

Some woman was advertising her car.....

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A Contact has been requested by:
Email Address: tonysmalls@live.com.au

User Message: Hi,

Just wondering if it has had a female or male driver for the majority of its life?

Regards,
Tony

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Date: Wed, 20 Jan 2010 11:32:34 +0800
Subject: Holden Astra
From: lydia.********@gmail.com
To: tonysmalls@live.com.au

Hi There,

The car has had only 2 female drivers in its life, has not been involved in any accidents and has been very well looked after and routinely serviced.
Please let me know if you would like to view.

Thanks
Lydia

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From:Tony Smalls (tonysmalls@live.com.au)
Sent:Wednesday, 20 January 2010 5:49:03 PM
To: lydia.********@gmail.com

Lydia, I highly doubt it when you say it has not been in any accidents when the only two drivers have been female. What a joke. Having said that, i understand that they would only be minor accidents given that females drive so slowly.

I assume you have come to your senses and now understand women belong in the house and this is why you are selling your car. For your husband/boyfriend who obviously will now be taking over all the driving duties, I have a suggestion. I am selling a 2004 5.7L Gen III HSV Maloo Ute. Theres not much more manly than this. Let me know if you are interested.

As for your car, i'd suggest the wreckers.

Regards,
Tony

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