Road Trip 2

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Hi all, we are two Hong Kong guys (19yo & 26yo) heading to Adelaide on next Tuesday, Feb 16. We are going with our lovely Apollo Wagon which are now offering 2 more seats for those who are interested in joining our adventure!

So if you are willing to share the petrol cost & happiness with us, what are you still waiting for?! We are also planning to go along with another car, bigger group means more fun!!

We will go through Busselton, Margaret River, Denmark, Albany, Esperance, Nullabor, Port Lincoln, and finally Adelaide, probably in the 10st day.

Call or text us on 0422******* (Optus)

*Actual departure day can be adjusted to suit your situation. Let's talk with us now!

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From Tony Smalls to Don:

Hello you there!!

Put me down for the ride. I want to go with you and your lovely apollo wagon. I had one once, and I made love in it numerous times.

If you would like me to come with you, I would feel honoured. Please contact me.

Regards,

Tony B. Smalls. xx

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From Don to Tony Smalls:

Hey Tony, do u have a mobile number? It would be better to contact u in that way. BTW, we have changed the departure date to 16 Feb morning, Tuesday, as requested by another car whose we are going with. Do u mind that? cheers. Don

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From Tony Smalls to Don:

Don the man,

I do not have a mobile phone. A pelican stole it a week ago in Mandurah. Pretty annoyed about that. Do you have beef with pelicans at all? Because if you do, and we see one on the way, do you think we could gang up on it? Teach it a lesson?

16 Feb in the morning couldnt be more perfect for me. Im just looking to have an absolutely fantastic time and getting CRUNK!!!! Do you drink alcohol? We are going to have the best time.

Looking forward in anticipation of a great roadtrip,

Tony Smalls

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From Don to Tony Smalls:

Hey Tony,

i feel sorry about that...my mobile number is 0422814240, just in case u wanna call me...i just got one more guy riding with us, and going to meet him at 10am next morning, at the Britannia Backpacker on William St. We are gonna talk about what to buy and what to play along the road. If u see this message, would u come too? or we will meet each other at a later time.

i am not good at alcohol, but of course i will drink with u guys along the road, when i m not driving! DON

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From Tony Smalls to Don:

Is Don. Is good,

I dont appreciate your lack of sympathy about my phone. I went into a deep depression for 3 days after and had to check myself into Greylands Mental Facility. I broke out on Thursday.

I really dont have time to meet up. I dont stay in one spot for more than 30mins. Life is hard on the run. So id prefer we just stick to email until the departure date. OOO I have a couple of requests for what to play on the road! Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus please :-). And we should buy 3 cartons of VB and just two of Emu Bitter.

Why will you not drink when you're driving? I will. I'll do it for the team!

Regards,

Tony Smalls

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From Don to Tony Smalls:

Is Tony. Is good too. i really feel sorry about that, hope this trip can help u forget that pain! Where r u staying now? i really prefer meeting in person~ hopefully tomo.? 30 mins is more than enough. we will plug our iPhone into the car, so u may play anything u want, just download into our iPhone! BTW, we will altogether have a gathering lunch on monday! Everyone must come~ Will let u know the time and place later. Looking forward to yr confirmation! Cheers.

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From Tony Smalls to Don:

Donna,

I hope it helps me forget the pain too. Im kind of all over the place now. I cant go home because the authorities are staking my place out. So just wherever really. Last night i found a hammock in somebodys backyard, so I made that my bed.

I have an ipod and id really appreciate if we play that instead. No offense, but my music is best. I also have some 'hello kitty' car seat covers we can use.

Lunch is a good idea. I havent eaten in days. The last time was when i managed to break into the back of coles supermarket and get some bananas. Why are all the best foods shaped like penises?! I would really like it if you can give me and time and place then, at the last minute, change it to something different. The men who are after me wont know how to trace us then.

Regards,

Tony B. Smalls

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